With holiday stress and tension upon us, many of us will imbibe
alcoholic spirits to celebrate and take the edge off. Too much imbibing, as we
know all to well, will lead to a hangover.
The hangover. The very word
fills the heart with angst, dread and guilt, as the brain moans over and over a
mantra of 'Oh God, never again, never again, never again...'
Whether one
is down on his or her luck quaffing boiler-makers in some seedy dive; playing
quarters while dressed in bed sheets at a 'come as your favorite ancient Roman'
dorm party; sipping champagne while hobnobbing with paparazzi in the lofty
spires of the Trump Tower; or just partaking in a fifth or sixth (who can keep
count?) Perfect Manhattan, watching an 'I Love Lucy' marathon in the comfort of
one's own home, the hangover is a great global-socioeconomic
equalizer.
Patrick Meanor's book, 'The Wrath of Grapes,' is a wonderful
foil for the literary and artistic person's hangover. Calling 'Wrath' a cookbook
is as misleading as it is limiting because it includes so much more. Meanor
writes: 'We use the term 'cookbook' as it applies not only to an activity that
takes place in the kitchen of your home but, more importantly, as a
psychological, mental and spiritual 'kitchen' in which the imagination does the
cooking...(as) we 'cook up' ideas, schemes, plans and remedies for both
'physical and metaphysical' hangovers.'
The packed pages begin with a
cleverly annotated table of contents of seven humorously titled chapters. The
chapters, including Chapter 1: The Wrath of Grapes -- Morning Dread and what NOT
to do; Chapter 6: Exorcise with Exercise -- Imaginative Calisthenics; and
Chapter 7: The Saint Lawrence Memorial Recipe -- Stations of the Course, create
amusing plays on words and book titles.
'The Wrath of Grapes' is so
obviously a twist on the title of John Steinbeck's famous novel 'The Grapes of
Wrath.' Some plays are more subtle. A subtitle in chapter one, 'Caring for the
Mind: Don't Speak Memory! Or, Looking for Mr. Lobotomy,' is hilarious as a play
on the memoir 'Speak, Memory' by Vladimir Nabokov, a piece full of word play and
puns.
Meanor uses 'The Wrath of Grapes' as a platform to share his
knowledge and express opinions about the arts while including mouth-watering
recipes and suggested foods to soothe the dreaded hangover. The book also
instructs on how to combine food with a film, some excellent music or a good
book to create a kind of homeostasis for the hangover afflicted.
Meanor
also keeps measurements and complicated directions to a minimum, as 'most
victims are in no shape to choose from among the many offerings or engage in
measuring activities, ... action, thought (or) analysis.'
Patrick Meanor,
Ph.D is a Distinguished Teaching Professor of English at the State University of
New York, College of Oneonta where he has taught for 30 years.
Meanor
has edited or co-edited five volumes of the 'Dictionary of Literary of Literary
Biography Series: American Short Story Writers Since WWII' (Gale Press). He has
written two books: 'John Cheever Revisited' (1995: Twane -- Macmillian) and
'Bruce Chatwin' (1997: Twane -- Simon & Schuster). He is presently writing a
book on British satirist, Will Self.