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http://www.dailyvanguard.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/03/13/3e7136aaa482d
Ryan Hume:
Humiliating the king and other spring rites
Out of Left Field
Ryan Hume
March 13, 2003
So the last thing some people want to hear about right before finals is Spring Break and all the wonderful things certain columnists will be doing on their vacation, including a few events that may or may not include a 200-foot sculpture of Michael Jackson crafted entirely out of lime Jell-O and 110-proof vodka, a kiddy pool, and a Siberian circus bear named Vladimir Nabokov, who, when he is not collecting butterflies, enjoys juggling trout while riding a unicycle.
Humiliating the king and other spring rites
Out of Left Field
Ryan Hume
March 13, 2003
So the last thing some people want to hear about right before finals is Spring Break and all the wonderful things certain columnists will be doing on their vacation, including a few events that may or may not include a 200-foot sculpture of Michael Jackson crafted entirely out of lime Jell-O and 110-proof vodka, a kiddy pool, and a Siberian circus bear named Vladimir Nabokov, who, when he is not collecting butterflies, enjoys juggling trout while riding a unicycle.
I understand that you don't want to hear about that. ........